This post is OOC.

College students in PA play Quidditch. One day we will all be LARPers.

No sex in the champagne room.

Less kids having sex and those that are are using condoms, says CNN. I just wanted an excuse to post a picture of a condom.

Fourteen.

They took TVs and laptops!, says KOTV via Engadget. Working at the Blue was never this interesting.

No Trix for you.

Kid won’t shut up says Yahoo!. I didn’t even have to go to my feeds for this piece of genius.

Double.

Man shoots friend on a dare, say UPI. Of course it was in Kansas.

Of course.

Happytime.

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Crack is wack.

Cocaine is the bomb. No idea why this interests me so much as I’ve never even seen a joint in my life.

Don’t sit on it.

Superthin notebook, via Gizmodo via BusinessWeek.

It’s like whoa.