When Normal Attacks.

A-listers get Photoshopped “normal” makeovers via Jezebel. My favorite is the above, where she actually looks more attractive “normal”. Maybe I’m the weird one, who knows?

Murmur (murmurmurmur).

The actual news item isn’t of importance, because it doesn’t interest me. But what is up with the shadow puppet in this picture?

I did not have steroidial relations with that syringe.

Barry Bonds within 2 of Hank Aaron’s home run record. There is nothing left to root for.

Devils never cry.

Dante’s Inferno in Second Life. What circle of hell would furries be in?

Bandwagon. I jump onto.

Because it’s going around the world wide web.

I want to ride my bicycle.

Man accused of having sex with his bike says the Sunday Mail. The photo has nothing to do with the story, but I figured since I’ve been quiet all week, I’ll give you something memorable.

Sad for life.

Parents can’t destroy kid’s life before it begins says CBS News. 4 real?

King of the world.

Titanic inspired lamp. Most excellent.

Bukkake joke in here somewhere.

Semen detection test kit. You tell me why.

Crack is wack.

Cocaine is the bomb. No idea why this interests me so much as I’ve never even seen a joint in my life.